Things I've Learned About Betting on Horses

1. You will probably lose money.

2. Unless you're me. In which case, you definitely lost money.

3. Betting based on a horses name is not a sound strategy. That being said, the only race I made money on was the one where I bet on Supercool.

4. Betting based on their race history is also not a sound strategy. Those horses are temperamental beasts.

5. All that being said, it's way more fun to watch a horse race when you got money riding on the race.

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