Another Year Goes By

So I just turned 31.

Noooooooooooo!


How did his happen? Where did all my youth go? Surely there must be a mistake?

I'm not gonna be one of those "age gracefully", "every year is better than the last" kind of people. I'm going unwilling. Kicking and screaming!


Maybe I did my math wrong. Surely, I'm not 31. That's just crazy. Was I really born in '81? Perhaps there was a miscalculation. '83 sounds more likely. My parents had 3 kids. Things can get mixed up.


I have a feeling that birthdays are just going to get uglier from here on out...